6-6-6 the Number of the Beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released
666 Energy Drink Virgin Sacrifice Cherry
Ok so this one came at me out of no where. I have seen religious type energy drinks and shots but this is the first one of a satanic nature. Then there is the fact that it is called a drink but is really in between a drink and a shot. This is definitely a niche market product as some might find it offensive. I myself find it to be good campy fun. I mean we keep hearing how energy drinks are bad for you and here we have one that also might lead to your eternal damnation. I can totally see where people in hell need way more energy than those in heaven and who wants a cup of hot coffee in hell. Then you have the fact that if you’re into the whole Satan thing you probably keep late hours. All that sacrificing virgins, skulking around in graveyards and group sex can be quite tiresome I imagine.
Packaging: Ok so it comes in this huge shot bottle. It is 4 ounces so it is really more than a shot. The red label with the big yellow 666 over a pentagram will certainly grab your attention. Then there is the flavor written in a blood dripping font at the bottom. I think this will work well for the intended market. I give it a grade of B for packaging.
Slogan: Ok so they nailed this one. It is offensive but fun and it works with the overall campy Satan theme. “Satan said Swallow” is there slogan and I give it a grade of B+
Taste: Ok so I twist off the lid and I get a nice sweet cherry scent. Pouring some in a cup it comes out a pinkish red color. I take a sip and it is a pretty unique maraschino cherry flavor. It really tastes a lot like if you drank the juice from a jar of cherries. It is not as sweet as that but it is close. At the finish there is no bitterness but there is a medicinal quality to it that reminds me of children’s cough syrup. It’s not bad and chilled it is pretty enjoyable. Being that is such a large shot it works pretty good as a mixer with vodka as well. I’ll give is a solid B- for taste
Kick/Ingredients: Well I tried this shot on a couple of occasions and it really spun my head around. This stuff hits you good and fast. I got a well above average buzz. In no time I was harvesting the souls of sinners! The hell with Charon I had the kind of energy to swim the river Styx. Really though this is a strong shot that delivers a good 4 hours of good and somewhat jittery energy. So what did Satan put into this potion you ask? It starts off with toad’s milk and virgin blood. Ok not really it has much more wholesome ingredients including 200 mg caffeine and a crap load of B vitamins ranging from 100% dv to 4166% dv. Then they sweeten it with real cane sugar. It comes in at 124 calories and 31 grams of sugars. I’m giving this a mark of B for kick/ingredients
Web Presence: The site at 666energy.com is a fairly nice site. You won’t find a super fancy site full of multi media contet but you will get a site that gives you fun campiness and good product info. Then you have a store and news and a section called Sincest. They also have a Facebook and a Twitter. Check it all out for some good fun. Grade B-
Recap:
Ok so this is a cool fun product. I suggest buying a box and taking it to church camp to share. You can also keep a few bottles in the kitchen for when the in-laws drop by. Really the fun possibilities are pretty much endless. Sure you might go to hell but hey you will have plenty of energy until then. Truly though this is a good shot that taste good and delivers some damn good energy. Drop by their site and pick some up and let me know what you think.
